Wanted: Dry Trash
For: My Hole
Hi, I am a pissed off wet n burnt plastic sac bag. A 13 gallon Glad handle-tie bag sac. Why do people continue to pour hot coffee in my hole? Do they not read my cheek sign? It clearly states that I prefer dry rough non-lubricated trash. People continue to douse my insides with flaming hot roasted legume stew. It melts my lining and when barista babes toss my body, I unfortunately release my wettened insides that flow out a new hole. I become useless because my real true hole is tied up and a new melted exploded hole opens to pour out some soggy mess. Please help me to get the word out. No more boiling bean beverage pouring in my hole, OK? Like I said i have a sign displayed by my hole on my cheeks. Please respect it. I hate it when jittery Java swiggers open up a new hole in me. It hurts and I become the very object that I am suppose to hold....trash. And what happens is sick and unreal. I am gathered up and placed in some other bag sac hole cannibal style. This is how mad cow started with the feeding of cow meat to cow's. We need to prepare ourselves for the inevitable, the infuriated sac bag syndrome is on the horizon people. Watch out you drip drinkers, this disease will melt you a new asshole.
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